justinshouseofdreams:

how to be gamer:

  • play game
  • congratulation u r gamer now
  • anyone says ur not
  • hit them with game device

montagemode:

roachpatrol:

oliviawhen:

A solid way to accept someone’s feelings.

i’m gonna die still laughing at this

I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so

guidetrainlove:

One that maintains a conversation record.YES
FUCKING
PLEASE

guidetrainlove:

One that maintains a conversation record.

YES

FUCKING

PLEASE

vhipir:

trekupmysleeve:

incognito-author:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE
Explains why helicopters make me nervous and I feel I have to hide

apparently i was killed by a spider

detonations scare me like crazy….

Reblogged from Shakarian Central

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

Reblogged from It's Good To Be Queen
sneakyfeets:

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

I think about this a lot

sneakyfeets:

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

I think about this a lot

Reblogged from Yes, Swooping is Bad.

fashemoi:

star wars: the clone wars meme
↳ [2/5 battles Second battle of Geonosis

S02E05, S02E06 “Landing at Point Rain“, “Weapons Factory”
”I cannot believe we’re back here again.”

Reblogged from 8 of Hearts
Reblogged from Yes, Swooping is Bad.
annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

Reblogged from Yes, Swooping is Bad.

Anakin Frowny-Faced Skywalker
Anakin Frowny-Faced Skywalker

Lightsaber Action - Star Wars: The Clone Wars S05E18, The Jedi Who Knew Too Much

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

image

jowji:

tylephjoser:

my mom thought otp meant “oh, the pain.”

what’s the difference